Link: Shark to Be Installed In Lawyer’s Office
With regards to the above article, I must mention that I have always had something similar in mind.
Just that, if I am fortunate enough to come and be in possession of an office of my own, then really, I would not settle for just a shark; rather, I would like to have the office populated with the complete triumvirate of beastly kings; of water, air and earth - the shark, the eagle and the tiger, respectively speaking.
The complete set, if you will.
Why?
Oh, only because it would be fascinating that way, would it not?
I could have eager clients feeding the eagle, and/or riding on the tiger’s back, and/or swimming with the fishes shark. I could ask my eagle to fetch or send my mails and packages to other firms — this beats the impersonal fax, e-mail and telephone methods, any day. My tiger could remain by the entrance door of my firm, purring and mewing away at my beloved clients to make them feel comfortable and homely. Also, my shark, swimming lazily about the aquarium situated behind my work-desk (the make of which shall be a brilliant autumn hue of teak) could keep an eye on my work documents and pinpoint out the spelling and grammatical errors I would frequently make.
On the other hand, I could have the eagle, tiger and shark stare down potential competitors, then rip, maul and gnaw them into pieces, as need be.
Indeed, having office pets would be nice.