Date: April 3rd, 2008
Just the other day a friend brought up the topic of marriage. See, the topic would have been just fine… if she hadn’t been so ultra-idealistic about it. Nooooooooooooo. She just had to dump the whole fluffy bunnies, rainbows and butterflies, sugar and spice, sweets and chocolates, azure blue oceans and clear skies, life-is-so-perfect, “What A Wonderful World” batshit on my ass, managing it all in less than 5 minutes flat.